Look at world.

Like any good pop culture enthusiast, I'm up to date on Ellen's campaign to get on the cover of O Magazine. For those of you who are less culturally committed, Ellen is on the cover with Oprah this month.

Naturally, I got to thinking...if Ellen can do it, we can do it. If she can squeeze into a little of Oprah's limelight, which has to be one of the most difficult tasks of all time, we can get our fannies on Chelsea's round table. Yes, my ambitions have risen. So Ms. Handler, look out. I'm coming for you. I'll knock you flat on your ass with my quick wit.


The stakes have risen. I hope you're ready for it.