1. A drunk girl dancing alone, entirely too into herself.
2. Gloriously gay men easing ever closer to the all-male band.
3. A bar.
4. Me competing with the dancing drunk girl for the best moves, without her knowledge.
5. An older couple grinding on one another (the female must be at least two inches taller in flats and standing in front of her fella who can't stop chugging his beer to properly get down).
6. A bar.
7. An exit strategy.
May you never attend another unsuccessful concert,
Ashley
