1. A drunk girl dancing alone, entirely too into herself.
2. Gloriously gay men easing ever closer to the all-male band.
3. A bar.
4. Me competing with the dancing drunk girl for the best moves, without her knowledge.
5. An older couple grinding on one another (the female must be at least two inches taller in flats and standing in front of her fella who can't stop chugging his beer to properly get down).
6. A bar.
7. An exit strategy.
May you never attend another unsuccessful concert,
Ashley
an exit strategy:
ReplyDeletei am happy to you see you had all fire exits and emergency exits staked out.
that's my girl.
I was more worried with escaping questionable characters than with coming out alive.
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